A Masterpiece Grace On Earth – Cthulhu Dildos.

Posted in funnies-and-viral | May 2016

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.” – H.P. Lovecraft

Greeting pathetic mortals. Give way to this masterpiece of all the masterpiece grace on earth- Cthulhu dildos. It’s freaking awesome, I must say. His tentacles will give girls a massive orgasm they will never ever forget. Whoever made this, is a sheer genius. Necronomix is a genius! I know you want to, go and savor your fetish. Reading to wake him up, then see Cthulhu dildos at Etsy and Necronomix, it’s available there. 

“I saw a niche that needed to be filled, so to speak.” – Necronomicox

If you don’t have any idea who is Cthulu, then you’re missing a lot. Bigtime. Let me introduce this famous monster real quick. Cthulhu is a fictional demi-monster created by H.P. Lovecraft (One of the most celebrated authors in the genre known as weird fiction) in the Cthulhu Mythos. This deity is described as an ancient entity of immense power that manipulates the minds of human also known as Ogopogo.

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It was first appeared in the 1928 novel H.P. Lovecraft’s “The Call of Cthulhu”. He was established as benevolent super-water being in the underwater city of R’lyeh — dead but dreaming. This powerful creature is just waiting for the stars to align, whereupon he will awaken and dominate the Earth. If you don’t want to lose your sanity, don’t dare look at him. He is described as a god who slumbers in the sea, with humanity living in constant fear that he’ll awaken.

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